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A Hockey Player's Perspective

On the morning of a big hockey game a mother was making breakfast for her son.

Suddenly, the boy bursts into the kitchen.  "Careful, Careful!  Put in some more butter! Oh my goodness!  Your're cooking too many at once! Too Many!! Turn them! Turn them now!  We need more butter! Oh My!  Where are we going to get more butter?! They're going to stick! Careful!....Careful!  I said BE careful!  You never listen to me when you're cooking! NEVER!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  Are you CRAZY!  Have you lost your mind?  Don't forget to salt them!  You know you always forget to salt them!  USE THE SALT!  The SALT!"

The mother stared at him.  "What's wrong with you?  You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The son calmly replied..."I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm trying to play hockey...."

Girls Try Hockey Day

Hockey Moms Night Out

The EGF Hockey Moms held their 3rd Annual Night Out on Saturday, October 14th.  They had a nice turnout and a fun evening getting to know moms from termites to high school.  Thanks to all that attended and all those that helped plan the event!

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Dibs for the 2017-2018 hockey season are added!

Please go to the Concession page to register if you have not done so already (you must register every year). Once you are registered, please visit the Dibs page to sign up. We have games starting next week!